What can I say, I'm a fuck up


raiikyuu:

me: *is replaced*
me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)


atypicalcherry:

I’m not having babies until I’m super comfortable in my financial and love life. I will NOT be at home breast feeding and stressing while my man is out doing him. Never.


bpdpeter:

“bless you”

my demonic ass: um


considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

Look, I’m going to find a way to be happy, and I’d really love to be happy with you, but if I can’t be happy with you, then I’ll find a way to be happy without you.Randy Pausch
(via naturaekos)

extrasad:

Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours*
Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*